Comic Sans walks into a bar. The Bartender says we don't serve your type here.

Hey designers, wanna see my pen tool?

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Working with assholes was like fighting a battle you can’t win.

Life is fucking short, make it count.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a fucking door.

Steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. Steal from many is research.

Design comes at a fucking price and you will pay for that.

Everytime you stretch a font somewhere, a designer cries.

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop.

Stop using fucking pixel.

What do you call an incompendent designer?

I'm not font of you, because you're just not my type.

I like your lorem, and I want to suck on your ipsum.

Could you make it slightly bigger?

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Learn how to cook, design thinking shit won't fill you up.

Design won’t save the world, but it sure makes it look good.

Seriously, what the fuck was design thinking?

#target element selector fucking awesome

No great design was ever created by a design thinking people.

If you can't solve a problem, it's because you're playing by the rules.

Design is not just what it looks like, design is how it works.

design encourages people want to learn more.... like always never being pushed.


Design thinking was for those who can barely use Powerpoint.

If you can't explain it in a simple way, you don't understand it well.

Art's like a shark. You've got to keep swimming, or else you drown.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Good design encourages people want to learn more.

The older you get, the more you understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand.

I don't need a fucking alarm clock. My ideas wake me up.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

People ignore designs that ignore people.

No masterpiece was ever created by design thining people.

Reach out if you have a

Making mistakes is better than faking perfections.

Don’t let yourself be controlled by design thinking people.

Don’t be afraid of being different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else.

Good design, when done well, should be invisible.

The best design is the simplest one that works.

Stay away from designthinking people. They have a problem for every solution.

You don't need a fucking  pencil.

Find what you'd die for and then live for it.

My goal is to build a life I don’t need a vacation from.

The truth is no longer hidden. Now people are hiding from the truth.

Design thinking is a fucking bullshit.